Get a better look at these celebrity boobs

Wearing a sexy black outfit, Angelina Jolie’s boobs are tucked right in there quite nicely. Is it weird to be jealous of clothing? Brad Pitt is lucky to have access to those tits on a daily basis.

I can only imagine how big those hooters got when Angelina Jolie was pregnant with their love child. Or is that a oops pregnancy? The story that they two celebs were fucking on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith seems to hold water though they have never gone on record, that I know of, to settle all the question.

Meanwhile back to Angelina Jolie boobs. Angelina’s nipples are dark for such a sexy girl, not that I have any idea what that is supposed to me. Guess I’m not really a fan of the darker nips but instead enjoy a almost skin color and dare I say the best, a nice pink nipple. Any color would be okay on these tits though and I would gladly pinch them until they were red regardless of the hue they were normally.

One thing that has been really shocking is the lack of a sex tape starring Brad and Angelina. You know those two whores are banging each other everyday of the week. Mostly doggystyle I would assume since Jolie looks like the type to really get off from taking the cock from behind. Do you think her legs go all the way up? In my fantasies they do.

Lindsay has been a dirty girl

Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan boobs are feeling the sun in this lovely white bikini that she chose to wear on her birthday. Yes, that’s right, Lindsay is now 21 and can legally drink all the booze that she wants. Of course she should probably stay away from any of the stuff since her arrest following the crashing of her mercedes car into a tree a few months back. Pictures of which flooded the internet.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and her boobs weren’t having any alcohol during her birthday party as she is seen with fresh blonde hair sans bottle or plastic cup in her hand which we all got used to in the past. Now that day Lohan only had a big digital camera in her palms and she took pics of all her family including her mom and little sister.

Seems that a good time was had by all and Lindsay even took her boobs to the beach wear one of them pulled an oops and slipped out of her bikini top but none of the paparazzi were on the ball enough to catch the nip as it was exposed. Bastards, you can catch Paris Hilton smoking weed every ten minutes but when we get a Lindsay Lohan boob slip you are standing around with your thumbs up your asses.

Anyway, congrats Lindsay on becoming a real adult and I hope you won’t spend any of that first year in jail. Oh and sweety, your pants are unzipped. You silly celebrity girls and your boobs and wanting to show off your snizz. I really love your tight belly too. Kisses! Oh that’s right, you’re a lesbian now. Sorry about that.

Nudes of Petra? Yes please!

I don’t know about you but for me after seeing this picture of Petra Nemcova and her ample boobies, there’s just no going back for me when it comes to tiny titties. Just look at those juggs and tell me that you wouldn’t want to titty fuck Petra until the cows came home. Then do it again in front of the cows just to put them in their places.

Petra Nemcova certainly knows a little something about things in their places as those boobs of her’s just look snug as a bug. I’d like to have the job of testing her mic for her, lol. Testing one two LICK LICK, testing one two.

I also love her hair and that dress is the right color for her. Lots of girls can make a black dress look good but it takes a really fine ass supermodel to melt your eyes in a white one. Okay so maybe that’s an over statement but I’m not really paying attention to my writting because I’m almost a zombie after looking at Petra Nemcova’s sexiest pics ever.