I mean everytime I see her lately her tits are bigger than the time before and that ain’t natural. Is it? Unless there’s a new pill out for big juggs (if there is please call me) and I haven’t seen the infomercial.

But I suppose I would run around all see through and braless too if my boobs were as wonderful as those of Lindsay Lohan. And to think that she is wasting those plump bazookas on some skank lesbian dj who looks like 10 miles of bad road.